“Something smells. Probably fine. Probably.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x232c…4ee2 | Explorer ↗ |
| Robinhood | 0xeeca…4cb0 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | LIT/USDT | $13.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | LIT/USDT | $8.0M | Trade ↗ |
| FameEX | LIT/USDT | $7.3M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | LIT/USDT | $7.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | LIT/USDT | $6.9M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | LIT / USDC 0.3% | $387,967.36 | $369,704.66 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | LIT / ETH 0.3% | $354,193.94 | $544,752.87 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | LIT / USDC 1% | $228,859.86 | $91,654.72 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.