“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x5a98…1b32 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x13ad…fa60 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xc3c7…8756 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0xfdb7…735f | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | LDO/USDT | $21.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | LDO/USDT | $6.6M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | LDO/USDT | $3.3M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | LDO/USDT | $2.4M | Trade ↗ |
| Toobit | LDO/USDT | $2.4M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | LDO / WETH 0.3% | $598,905.03 | $236,289.83 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | LDO / COMP 0.9% | $300,015.89 | $64,466.71 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | LDO / USDC 1% | $167,416.44 | $26,460.80 | Pool ↗ |
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