“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6985…71cd | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x6985…71cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x6985…71cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x6985…71cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x6985…71cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x6985…71cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x6985…71cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | ZRO/USDT | $19.8M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | ZRO/USDT | $9.9M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | ZRO/USDT | $6.4M | Trade ↗ |
| OrangeX | ZRO/USDT | $5.3M | Trade ↗ |
| XT.COM | ZRO/USDT | $4.9M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aerodrome Slipstream 3 | Base | ZRO / WETH 0.048% | $168,257.76 | $2.2M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Base) | Base | ZRO / USDC 0.999% | $125,712.51 | $59,465.92 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | ZRO / WETH 0.3% | $92,811.87 | $120,340.29 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.