“Team is doxxed. Mostly.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x118b…a0c0 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x9045…16be | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x9045…16be | Explorer ↗ |
| HyperEVM | 0xbc28…a679 | Explorer ↗ |
| Hyperliquid | 0x1ea1…3441 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | KITE/USDT | $3.0M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | KITE/USDT | $2.3M | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | KITE/USDT | $989,480.00 | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | KITE/USDT | $732,579.00 | Trade ↗ |
| OrangeX | KITE/USDT | $630,986.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap Infinity (CLMM) | BNB Smart Chain | KITE / USDT 0.007% | $1.6M | $2.1M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | kite / USDC 0.25% | $748,234.61 | $109,188.64 | Pool ↗ |
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