“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | JUPyiw…DvCN | Explorer ↗ |
| Unichain | 0xbe51…afad | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | JUP/USDT | $32.8M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | JUP/USDT | $4.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | JUP/USDT | $4.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | JUP/USDT | $2.4M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | JUP/USDT | $2.3M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Meteora | Solana | JUP / SOL | $2.0M | $1.3M | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | JUP / SOL | $736,523.86 | $1.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | JUP / JitoSOL | $333,323.44 | $27,272.60 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.