“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | jtojto…9mCL | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| GroveX | JTO/USDT | $5.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | JTO/USDT | $4.4M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | JTO/USDT | $2.7M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | JTO/USDT | $2.2M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | JTO/USDT | $1.7M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orca | Solana | JTO / JitoSOL | $1.3M | $231,781.06 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | JTO / SOL | $60,299.73 | $41,286.58 | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | JTO / USDC | $58,302.73 | $68,824.16 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.