“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x5a0f…cf64 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x58f9…3b6b | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | AAAJXe…LLyG | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x5a0f…cf64 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x58f9…3b6b | Explorer ↗ |
| Monad | 0xad48…f797 |
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