“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x00f3…8917 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x00f3…8917 | Explorer ↗ |
| Internet Computer | ryjl3-…-cai |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | ICP/USDT | $8.3M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | ICP/USDT | $4.2M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | ICP/USDT | $3.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Toobit | ICP/USDT | $3.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | ICP/USD | $2.8M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aerodrome Slipstream 2 | Base | ICP / WETH 0.05% | $485,219.63 | $891,427.47 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | ICP / WETH 0.05% | $470,036.22 | $467,534.23 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Base) | Base | ICP / WETH 1% | $31,368.86 | $10,815.42 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.