“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6f40…03eb | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | DuEy8w…pCHQ | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x61e0…49cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x61e0…49cd | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xf50d…7dee | Explorer ↗ |
| Plasma | 0x61e0…49cd |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | FLUID / WETH 1% | $4.9M | $33,316.01 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Polygon POS) | Polygon | INST / WETH 1% | $823,258.08 | $17,469.45 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | FLUID / WETH 0.3% | $564,644.73 | $14,357.19 | Pool ↗ |
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