“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | Grass7…XXjs | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bybit | GRASS/USDT | $14.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Aivora Exchange | GRASS/USDT | $14.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | GRASS/USDT | $7.7M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | GRASS/USDT | $7.6M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | GRASS/USDT | $5.2M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | GRASS / SOL | $575,336.30 | $64,026.03 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | GRASS / SOL | $174,159.70 | $964,436.61 | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | GRASS / SOL | $47,922.63 | $606,251.48 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.