“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6810…6b96 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xa0b8…6cf1 | Explorer ↗ |
| Gnosis | 0x9c58…cedb | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0xf452…66fe |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| GroveX | GNO/USDT | $180,055.00 | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | GNO/USDT | $108,951.00 | Trade ↗ |
| CoinUp.io | GNO/USDT | $97,577.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Biconomy.com | GNO/USDT | $89,457.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | GNO/USDT | $69,557.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oku Trade (Gnosis) | Gnosis | GNO / USDC.e 0.3% | $1.0M | $97,159.43 | Pool ↗ |
| Oku Trade (Gnosis) | Gnosis | wstETH / GNO 0.3% | $412,928.07 | $71,143.44 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.