“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xe343…491d | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 2u1tsz…jGWH | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x004b…9bbc | Explorer ↗ |
| Mantle | 0x063c…c086 | Explorer ↗ |
| Ink | 0xe343…491d | |
| Robinhood | 0x5fc5…d168 | |
| X Layer | 0x4ae4…2dc8 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| KuCoin | BTC/USDG | $2.9M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | USDG/USD | $2.8M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | USDG/USDT | $2.6M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | USDG/USDT | $1.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Manifest | 2B1KV6DKPANXD5IXFNXCPJXMKWQJJAYM/2U1TSZSEQZ3QBWF3UNGPFC8TZMK2TDIW | $718,876.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | USDG / USDC | $19.5M | $2.2M | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | USDG / USDC | $18.1M | $708,615.20 | Pool ↗ |
| Fluid (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | USDG / USDC | $4.9M | $778,940.62 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.