“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x40d1…6c2f | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x6bb7…10ee | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x7dff…8b33 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xfc42…9e73 | Explorer ↗ |
| Gnosis | 0xfc42…9e73 | Explorer ↗ |
| Ink | 0xfc42…9e73 | |
| Monad | 0xfc42…9e73 | |
| Plasma | 0xb77e…bbf3 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gate | GHO/USDT | $6,035.01 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fluid (Ethereum) | Ethereum | GHO / USDC | $17.9M | $2.3M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | GHO / USDC 0.05% | $2.7M | $557,540.43 | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | GHO / crvUSD | $1.6M | $667,387.01 | Pool ↗ |
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