“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | 7JA5eZ…mKHu | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xac0f…9adb | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quickswap (v3) | Polygon | GEOD / USDT 0.274% | $516,123.98 | $122,099.24 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | GEOD(SOL) / USDC | $448,756.36 | $71,256.12 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | GEOD(SOL) / USDC | $365,825.25 | $203,897.06 | Pool ↗ |
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