“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xcf0c…6a2e | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xfb5b…d37e | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| CoinUp.io | FLOKI/USDT | $4.2M | Trade ↗ |
| HTX | FLOKI/USDT | $1.9M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | FLOKI/USDT | $1.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Poloniex | FLOKI/USDT | $1.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | FLOKI/USDT | $1.6M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FLOKI / WBNB | $9.2M | $208,418.16 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | FLOKI / WETH | $7.5M | $105,019.47 | Pool ↗ |
| ApeSwap (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FLOKI / WBNB | $411,961.20 | $15,496.51 | Pool ↗ |
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