“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xc5f0…6409 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xc5f0…6409 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 9zNQRs…h54u | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x93c9…69fe | Explorer ↗ |
| Sui | 0xf16e…DUSD | Explorer ↗ |
| TON | EQD0Ev…kO89 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | BTC/FDUSD | $57.7M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | FDUSD/USDT | $22.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | FDUSD/USDT | $7.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | FDUSD/USDT | $7.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Toobit | FDUSD/USDT | $4.4M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FDUSD / USDT 0.01% | $73,596.71 | $54,458.83 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FDUSD / USDC 0.01% | $36,026.03 | $20,398.93 | Pool ↗ |
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