“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xaea4…ad85 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x031b…fa7f | Explorer ↗ |
| Cardano | e824c0…4554 | |
| Osmosis | ibc/5D…4447 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | FET/USDT | $21.1M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | FET/USDT | $16.1M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | FET/USDT | $10.4M | Trade ↗ |
| GroveX | FET/USDT | $9.3M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | FET/USDT | $6.2M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | FET / WETH 1% | $1.6M | $143,931.01 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | FET / ETH 1% | $348,482.42 | $22,548.68 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FET / WBNB 0.3% | $105,179.17 | $86,534.60 | Pool ↗ |
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