“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xfa1c…f949 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xac23…4db2 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | FF/USDT | $1.2M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | FF/USDT | $652,318.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Upbit | FF/KRW | $503,709.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | FF/USDT | $426,924.00 | Trade ↗ |
| OrangeX | FF/USDT | $336,581.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FF / USDT 0.01% | $4.2M | $647,044.05 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FF / USDf 1% | $62,816.53 | $12,048.82 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.