“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xfa2b…cec2 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xb3b0…e9d2 | Explorer ↗ |
| Xdc Network | 0x8210…c44b |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| MEXC | BTC/USDF | $60,040.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | USDf / USDT 0.01% | $11.0M | $14,049.93 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | USDf / USDT 0.01% | $9.9M | $18,364.70 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | FF / USDf 1% | $62,116.40 | $11,006.45 | Pool ↗ |
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