Spiko EU T-Bills Money Market Fund Poof Index: 12 (Boringly Solid)

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Why 12?

11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:

30-day volatility · Daily swings over 30 days ≈ 0.2% -0.34

Drop from 90-day high · 4% below the 90-day high -0.82

Drop from 1-year high · 6% below the 1-year high -1.05

7-day move · -0.5% in 7 days -0.00

30-day move · -3.6% in 30 days +0.00

Coin age · Known for a year or more -0.76

Context (shown, not scored)

Size · Market cap $638.3M

Dilution · FDV is 1.0× market cap

Crash from ATH · -6% from all-time high

Volume anomaly · Volume unknown

Moves with the market · Typically moves 0.0× the top-10 market (correlation 0.42)

How the index is calculated →

Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.

Where it trades

Contracts

Chain	Address	Explorer
Ethereum	0xa076…fc80	Explorer ↗
Base	0xa076…fc80	Explorer ↗
Arbitrum One	0xcbeb…6ce7	Explorer ↗
Polygon	0xa076…fc80	Explorer ↗
Etherlink	0xa076…fc80
Starknet	0x04f5…b7f2
Stellar	CBGV2Q…DDOF

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Why 12?

Where it trades

Contracts