“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x1aba…c33c | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | HzwqbK…DKtr | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x60a3…db42 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xc891…2acd | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0xdcb6…9e11 | Explorer ↗ |
| Cronos | 0xa6de…54c8 | Explorer ↗ |
| World Chain | 0x1c60…380b | Explorer ↗ |
| Arc | 0xbef5…21c1 |
| Plasma | 0x3ee1…fd2c | |
| Stellar | EURC-G…NPP2 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Coinbase Exchange | EURC/USDC | $4.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | EURC/USD | $655,408.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Kanga Global | BTC/EURC | $111,389.00 | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | EURC/USDC | $75,724.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Upbit | EURC/KRW | $33,585.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | EUROC / EURCV 0.01% | $5.7M | $322,229.66 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | EUROC / USDC 0.03% | $2.9M | $3.5M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | EUROC / USDC 0.05% | $2.3M | $486,744.57 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.