“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x57e1…6061 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 72QvBV…TwD1 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x5853…0133 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x5853…0133 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x5853…0133 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x5853…0133 | Explorer ↗ |
| TON | EQAPh9…klNV | Explorer ↗ |
| zkSync Era | 0x686b…c25f | Explorer ↗ |
| Scroll | 0x5853…0133 | Explorer ↗ |
| Mantle | 0x5853…0133 | Explorer ↗ |
| Blast | 0x5853…0133 | Explorer ↗ |
| Fraxtal | 0x5853…0133 | |
| Kava | 0x5853…0133 | |
| Manta Pacific | 0x5853…0133 | |
| Metis Andromeda | 0x5853…0133 | |
| Mode | 0x5853…0133 | |
| Morph L2 | 0x5853…0133 | |
| Swellchain | 0x5853…0133 | |
| Zircuit | 0x8136…9a0f |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| CoinUp.io | ENA/USDT | $100.5M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | ENA/USDT | $31.9M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | ENA/USDT | $24.2M | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | ENA/USDT | $19.3M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | ENA/USDT | $14.3M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | ENA / WETH 0.3% | $2.9M | $1.9M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | ENA / sENA 0.05% | $2.7M | $302,842.83 | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | ENA / USDC | $91,811.84 | $472,396.82 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.