“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xec53…1f83 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x2081…46ee | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | USDC / EIGEN 1% | $1.2M | $13,548.20 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | EIGEN / WETH 0.3% | $285,336.79 | $113,232.30 | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | EIGEN / WETH | $276,636.99 | $27,654.21 | Pool ↗ |
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