“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | EKpQGS…zcjm | Explorer ↗ |
| Unichain | 0x97fa…70fa | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raydium | Solana | $WIF / SOL | $5.9M | $346,672.15 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | $WIF / SOL | $154,621.74 | $325,770.88 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium | Solana | wifout / $WIF | $52,169.17 | $15,368.68 | Pool ↗ |
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