“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xb1d1…71be | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x9d0e…d083 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x77b7…b135 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x3380…a100 | Explorer ↗ |
| HyperEVM | 0x9628…f59b | Explorer ↗ |
| Hyperliquid | 0x0896…ef62 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Upbit | DRV/KRW | $11.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | DRV/USD | $3.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | DRV/USDT | $3.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Hyperliquid | DRV/USDC | $1.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | DRV/USD | $1.5M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Base) | Base | DRV / USDC 0.49% | $4.1M | $1.9M | Pool ↗ |
| Aerodrome Slipstream 3 | Base | DRV / WETH 0.8% | $1.5M | $2.1M | Pool ↗ |
| Aerodrome Slipstream 3 | Base | DRV / USDC | $953,667.13 | $613,746.27 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.