“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x6b17…1d0f | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Aivora Exchange | DAI/USDT | $154.4M | Trade ↗ |
| THORChain | ETH.DAI-0X6B175474E89094C44DA98B/THOR.RUNE | $810,295.00 | |
| Tokpie | DAI/USDC | $323,603.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | DAI/USD | $148,188.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Niza.io | DAI/USD | $74,030.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | DAI / USDC / USDT | $159.4M | $6.6M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | DAI / WETH | $9.0M | $235,070.30 | Pool ↗ |
| SushiSwap V3 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | DAI / WETH 0.3% | $9.0M | $968,991.62 | Pool ↗ |
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