“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xd533…cd52 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x8ee7…0415 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x11cd…4978 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x1723…10af | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x0994…fb53 | Explorer ↗ |
| Fantom | 0x1e4f…c68b | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0xd331…e69e | |
| Etherlink | 0x004a…2f13 |
| Sora | 0x002e…cad0 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | CRV/USDT | $23.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | CRV/USDT | $4.3M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | CRV/USDT | $2.3M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | CRV/USDT | $2.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | CRV/USD | $2.1M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | CRV / cvxCRV | $9.0M | $15,533.14 | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | crvUSD / WETH / CRV | $2.7M | $421,905.78 | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | CRV / yCRV | $1.6M | $20,980.58 | Pool ↗ |
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