“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Native coin of its own chain.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xa0b7…450b | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| CoinUp.io | CRO/USDT | $2.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Crypto.com Exchange | CRO/USD | $1.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | CRO/USD | $897,528.00 | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | CRO/USDT | $632,335.00 | Trade ↗ |
| bitcastle | CRO/USDT | $608,960.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | CRO / ETH 1% | $514,411.32 | $31,635.16 | Pool ↗ |
| Defi Swap | Ethereum | CRO / WETH | $253,293.64 | $14,648.61 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.