“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xf939…1b4e | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xe2fb…def4 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x417a…af93 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x498b…c1e5 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xc4ce…b5d6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0xc52d…cbf6 | Explorer ↗ |
| Gnosis | 0xabef…058d | Explorer ↗ |
| Fraxtal | 0xb102…caf3 |
| Taiko | 0xc8f4…7068 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | crvUSD / WBTC | $70.4M | $173,458.08 | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | crvUSD / cbBTC | $62.8M | $1.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Curve | Ethereum | crvUSD / USDT | $47.0M | $11.0M | Pool ↗ |
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