“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x0eb3…f335 | Explorer ↗ |
| Archway | ibc/27…5eb2 | |
| Canto | 0xecee…8265 | |
| Cosmos | uatom | |
| Dungeon Chain | ibc/C3…BBCE | |
| Evmos | 0xc5e0…d6d6 | |
| Kava | 0x1593…3fe3 | |
| Mantra | ibc/A4…B701 |
| Osmosis | ibc/27…5EB2 | |
| Terra 2 | ibc/27…5EB2 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | ATOM/USDT | $14.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | ATOM/USDT | $10.7M | Trade ↗ |
| DigiFinex | ATOM/USDT | $6.4M | Trade ↗ |
| Poloniex | ATOM/USDT | $6.0M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | ATOM/USDT | $5.3M | Trade ↗ |
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