“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xc00e…6888 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x52ce…67e8 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x9e10…40e0 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x354a…91de | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x8505…ef5c | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xc304…2437 | Explorer ↗ |
| NEAR | c00e94…near | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0x66bc…6063 |
| Harmony Shard 0 | 0x3213…0958 | |
| Sora | 0x00db…6c2c |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | USDC / COMP 1% | $2.0M | $135,836.58 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | LDO / COMP 0.9% | $301,890.92 | $66,841.92 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | AAVE / COMP 1% | $236,350.88 | $18,741.33 | Pool ↗ |
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