“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Solana | CARDSc…xYjp | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| KuCoin | CARDS/USDT | $1.1M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | CARDS/USDT | $900,500.00 | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | CARDS/USDT | $510,053.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Meteora | CARDSCCUMFKOPRZXT5VT3KSUBXEFECNZ/SO111111111111111111111111111111 | $378,858.00 | |
| XT.COM | CARDS/USDT | $311,062.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | CARDS / USDC | $4.1M | $3.7M | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | CARDS / USDC | $440,639.66 | $47,758.62 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | CARDS / SOL | $386,446.39 | $565,792.59 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.