“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Cosmos | ibc/D7…3877 | |
| Osmosis | ibc/D7…3877 | |
| Secret | secret…nn20 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | TIA/USDT | $19.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | TIA/USDT | $13.3M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | TIA/USDT | $7.0M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | TIA/USDT | $6.6M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | TIA/USDT | $5.6M | Trade ↗ |
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