“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x9999…9999 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x9999…9999 | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap Infinity (CLMM) | BNB Smart Chain | CAP / USDT 0.007% | $1.2M | $6.6M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | CAP / USDT 0.3% | $14,812.89 | $185,582.00 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | CAP / USDC 0.666% | $5,792.85 | $22,986.33 | Pool ↗ |
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