“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x1151…67f6 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xa697…f422 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | DezXAZ…B263 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x0919…1f74 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xe5b4…1048 | Explorer ↗ |
| Aptos | 0x2a90…4b56 | Explorer ↗ |
| Unichain | 0xbbe9…837f | Explorer ↗ |
| Neon Evm | 0xd4b6…db0e |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Aivora Exchange | BONK/USDT | $5.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | BONK/USD | $2.7M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | BONK/USDT | $2.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | BONK/USDT | $2.2M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | BONK/USDT | $2.0M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orca | Solana | Bonk / SOL | $347,090.00 | $537,900.84 | Pool ↗ |
| Meteora | Solana | Bonk / USDC | $266,176.44 | $545,245.52 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | Bonk / USDC | $213,651.46 | $50,252.49 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.