“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x7712…2aec | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x2d5b…f84f | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | GyWgeq…6phr | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xa652…5872 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x2893…0e99 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x53fc…6a2f | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0xa1cd…7cf5 | Explorer ↗ |
| Aptos | 0x5003…5f89 | Explorer ↗ |
| Tempo | 0xb5ff…bb24 |
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