“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x3a63…d25d | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x4440…acaa | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gate | BTW/USDT | $5.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Bitget | BTW/USDT | $3.1M | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | BTW/USDT | $679,368.00 | Trade ↗ |
| HTX | BTW/USDT | $395,825.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Toobit | BTW/USDT | $183,437.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | BTW / USDT 0.3% | $159,431.57 | $1.2M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | BTW / USDT 1% | $69,017.08 | $141,530.66 | Pool ↗ |
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