“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xc669…7957 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x352c…434b | Explorer ↗ |
| TRON | TAFjUL…nVp4 | Explorer ↗ |
| Bittorrent | 0x0000…1010 | |
| Energi | 0xf1bd…9ba7 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| HTX | BTT/USDT | $5.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Gate | BTT/USDT | $2.9M | Trade ↗ |
| Poloniex | BTT/USDT | $2.7M | Trade ↗ |
| Upbit | BTT/KRW | $2.4M | Trade ↗ |
| Paribu | BTTC/TRY | $1.9M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sunswap V2 | TRON | BTT / USDT | $4.0M | $82,506.68 | Pool ↗ |
| Sunswap V2 | TRON | BTT / WTRX | $683,893.00 | $18,803.94 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | BTT / WETH | $277,960.66 | $10,997.23 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.