“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
Native coin of its own chain.
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| KuCoin | TAO/USDT | $24.5M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | TAO/USDT | $16.0M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | TAO/USDT | $8.0M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | TAO/USDT | $6.3M | Trade ↗ |
| CoinW | TAO/USDT | $5.3M | Trade ↗ |
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