“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x54d2…0581 | Explorer ↗ |
| Morph L2 | 0x389c…40b5 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bitget | BGB/USDT | $7.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Ourbit | BGB/USDT | $322,071.00 | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | BGB/USDT | $79,808.00 | Trade ↗ |
| BitKan | BGB/USDT | $16,839.23 | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | BGB/USDT | $14,626.28 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | BGB / WETH | $459,458.96 | $11,968.70 | Pool ↗ |
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