“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x924f…4444 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | 币安人生/USDT | $5.2M | Trade ↗ |
| OrangeX | 币安人生/USDT | $1.4M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | BIANRENSHENG/USDT | $343,156.00 | Trade ↗ |
| BitKan | 币安人生/USDT | $299,901.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Hotcoin | 币安人生/USDT | $265,084.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | 币安人生 / WBNB | $8.3M | $2.4M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | 币安人生 / USDT 1% | $131,059.87 | $25,903.56 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | 币安人生 / WBNB 1% | $73,921.47 | $11,213.29 | Pool ↗ |
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