“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x62d0…bfce | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x62d0…bfce | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x2a66…322a | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x62d0…bfce | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | BEAM / WETH | $2.8M | $632,849.47 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | BEAM / WBNB | $352,349.81 | $96,145.14 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | BEAM / ETH 0.3% | $60,985.89 | $28,273.24 | Pool ↗ |
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