“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
Native coin of its own chain.
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | AVAX/USDT | $21.6M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | AVAX/USDT | $19.0M | Trade ↗ |
| GroveX | AVAX/USDT | $15.3M | Trade ↗ |
| CoinUp.io | AVAX/USDT | $10.2M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | AVAX/USDT | $9.5M | Trade ↗ |
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