“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x000a…556a | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | ASTER/USDT | $15.2M | Trade ↗ |
| CoinTR | ASTER/USDT | $5.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | ASTER/USDT | $4.2M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | ASTER/USDT | $4.0M | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | ASTER/USDT | $2.9M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | ASTER / WBNB 0.25% | $969,210.29 | $345,528.27 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap Infinity (CLMM) | BNB Smart Chain | ASTER / BNB 0.007% | $886,161.56 | $1.2M | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | ASTER / USDT 0.25% | $654,842.69 | $218,357.88 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.