“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xb507…4ad1 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x912c…6548 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum Nova | 0xf823…46ad |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| BitDelta | ARB/USDT | $33.7M | Trade ↗ |
| FameEX | ARB/USDT | $29.4M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | ARB/USDT | $17.4M | Trade ↗ |
| BloFin | ARB/USDT | $14.7M | Trade ↗ |
| OKX | ARB/USDT | $10.8M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | ARB / WETH 0.05% | $1.6M | $5.8M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | ARB / USDC 0.3% | $371,272.26 | $47,653.78 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | ARB / ETH 0.3% | $295,256.71 | $214,647.39 | Pool ↗ |
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