“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x98a8…4665 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x6b37…d4af | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | HAYQtf…2DYe | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xd993…7228 | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | apyUSD / apxUSD | $16.6M | $821,133.47 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | apxUSD / USDC 0.05% | $9.4M | $1.1M | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | apyUSD / apxUSD | $7.4M | $48,480.52 | Pool ↗ |
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