“A casino with a whitepaper.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x2c3a…f7db | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gate | AKE/USDT | $2.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | AKE/USD | $432,598.00 | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | AKE/USDT | $371,612.00 | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | AKE/USDT | $345,169.00 | Trade ↗ |
| Toobit | AKE/USDT | $332,547.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | AKE / WBNB 0.01% | $2.4M | $1.5M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | AKE / USDT 0.3% | $45,018.49 | $38,454.89 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.