“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x7fc6…dae9 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xfb61…f802 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | AavE1k…Dfc1 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x6370…814b | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xba5d…7196 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xd6df…c90b | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x63a7…86d9 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x76fb…9278 | Explorer ↗ |
| NEAR | 7fc665…near | Explorer ↗ |
| Fantom | 0x6a07…993b | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0xa7f2…049a | |
| Harmony Shard 0 | 0xcf32…b40f | |
| Huobi Token | 0x202b…bb25 | |
| Hydration | asset_…0624 | |
| Sora | 0x0091…ba36 |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| CoinUp.io | AAVE/USDT | $459.5M | Trade ↗ |
| BitDelta | AAVE/USDT | $37.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | AAVE/USDT | $14.8M | Trade ↗ |
| FameEX | AAVE/USDT | $14.2M | Trade ↗ |
| KuCoin | AAVE/USDT | $14.0M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | AAVE / WETH 0.3% | $11.8M | $895,290.43 | Pool ↗ |
| Balancer V2 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | wstETH / AAVE 0.292% | $3.1M | $43,850.52 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | AAVE / UNI 0.3% | $1.9M | $209,709.44 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.