“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xb0ff…2b91 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | 85VBFQ…QAmQ | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xb0ff…2b91 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xb0ff…2b91 | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PumpSwap | Solana | W / USDC | $141,626.29 | $126,427.75 | Pool ↗ |
| Orca | Solana | W / SOL | $117,907.95 | $1.5M | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | W / ETH 0.3% | $113,513.02 | $217,348.28 | Pool ↗ |
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