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Useless Coin USELESS

$0.170 · -2.1% · Rank #205
26
🤨 Slightly Sus

“Something smells. Probably fine. Probably.”

Yesterday 26 Slightly Sus
Last week 19 Boringly Solid
Last month 20 Boringly Solid
Sep 14Today

Why 26?

11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:

30-day volatility · Daily swings over 30 days ≈ 9.7% +0.32
Drop from 90-day high · 50% below the 90-day high +0.40
Drop from 1-year high · 58% below the 1-year high -0.02
7-day move · -27.2% in 7 days +0.15
30-day move · -25.2% in 30 days +0.00
Coin age · Known for a year or more -0.76

Context (shown, not scored)

Size · Market cap $169.9M
Dilution · FDV is 1.0× market cap
Crash from ATH · -61% from all-time high
Volume anomaly · 24h volume is 0.11× market cap
Moves with the market · Typically moves 2.5× the top-10 market (correlation 0.50)
How the index is calculated →

Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.

Positioning

Funding · +0.010 % per 8 h (≈ 11 % a year)
Open interest · $14.0M · -19 % in 28 days
Long/short (accounts) · 0.8 : 1
Top traders · 1.3 : 1
Taker buy/sell · 0.87

Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.

Where it trades

Contracts

ChainAddressExplorer
BNB Smart Chain 0xba38…6d2b Explorer ↗
Solana Dz9mQ9…bonk Explorer ↗

DEX pools

DEXChainPairLiquidity24h volumeLink
Raydium Solana USELESS / SOL $4.3M $801,436.17 Pool ↗
Orca Solana USELESS / SOL $741,404.08 $249,706.99 Pool ↗
Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) BNB Smart Chain USELESS / WBNB 1% $725,566.36 $159,591.08 Pool ↗

Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.